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		<title>Good For Your Soles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[photo from Sole
Hey friends, there is still time to enter my Totally Awesome Beauty  Giveaway. All the fun (and rules) can be found here. The contest ends Friday, so head over and enter before IT’S ALL OVER!

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<p><strong>Hey friends, there is still time to enter my Totally Awesome Beauty  Giveaway. All the fun (and rules) can be found <a href="../2010/08/beauty-giveaway-3" target="_blank">here</a>. The contest ends Friday, so head over and enter before IT’</strong><strong>S ALL OVER!<br />
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<p>The dilemma: You’re forced to use custom orthotics or else risk ruining your body mechanics by walking around on flat feet—yet you’d rather not wear closed shoes in 100-degree heat. Do you:</p>
<blockquote><p>A.	Suck it up and throw on a pair of socks and sneakers.</p>
<p>B.	Forget the orthotics and slip on flip flops.</p>
<p>C.	Duct tape your orthotics to the bottom of your sandals?</p></blockquote>
<p>I vote for none of the above. Not that there’s technically anything wrong with duct-taped sandals, but it’s just not my thing.</p>
<p>Here’s a brief lesson for anyone who’s never had to wear orthotics (lucky you). They’re shoe inserts that help make up for a too-high arch or flat feet. Because you slip them in your shoes, you’re required to wear a pair that at least have a back and sides. So sandals are out.</p>
<p>For the first two years I wore orthotics I stuck to sneakers, even in summer. Which means that not only was I wearing socks and closed-toe shoes but I also could not wear skirts. (I think the skirt-sneaker look only works with fanny packs and Disney World T-shirts. Unless, of course, you have those cute sneakers which, incidentally, DO NOT FIT CUSTOM ORTHOTICS. Not that I’m bitter.)</p>
<p>Anyhow, then I discovered <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001N0LH7G?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=imnotsuperh-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001N0LH7G">Sole flip flops</a><img style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=imnotsuperh-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B001N0LH7G" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" />, which have arch support and are designed by podiatrists. They’re not the cutest shoes, trust me, but they work well enough. And did I mention they don’t require socks? In summer. No socks. Amazing.</p>
<p>I’m writing about this because I was shopping for my second pair and I thought, <em>Hm, maybe some of my flat-footed readers would be interested in these</em>. And then I thought, <em>Hm, maybe even people who have normal feet would want a pair because they’re really comfortable and so much better for your feet than regular flat flip-flops</em>. (Well, as good for your feet as flip flops can be.)</p>
<p>But don’t think Sole is paying me to say this. Or giving me anything for free. They’re not. Sigh.</p>
<p>Anyhow: Bad feet + Sole flip flops = Happiness.</p>
<p><strong>Anyone ever use Sole? If not, do you wear flip flops or do you heed every single podiatrists’ warning and stay far, far away from those dangerous shoes? (Me neither.)</strong></p>
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		<title>On the Other Side</title>
		<link>http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2010/06/on-the-other-side/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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I know you’re probably sick of my vacation talk, but I have something else to say and I’m going to say it gosh dern it. I concerns my nemeses, my knees.
(If you’re a new reader here’s a quick recap: My knees suck and have for years. If you want the gritty details, click here.)
I think [...]]]></description>
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<p>I know you’re probably sick of my vacation talk, but I have something else to say and I’m going to say it gosh dern it. I concerns my nemeses, my knees.</p>
<p>(If you’re a new reader here’s a quick recap: My knees suck and have for years. If you want the gritty details, click <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/about/my-unabridged-story/" target="_self">here</a>.)</p>
<p>I think the best way to get my point across is to compare this trip to Charlottesville with the last one The Man and I took—back in July 2008.</p>
<p><strong>Then: </strong>The Man dropped me off outside a restaurant, and I waited on a bench as he parked the car.<br />
<strong>Now: </strong>The Man and I parked the car and walked to a restaurant together.<span id="more-1543"></span></p>
<p><strong>Then:</strong> I viewed the Charlottesville mall (think National Mall, not shopping mall) from the comfort of a bench.<br />
<strong>Now:</strong> The Man and I walked from one end of the mall to the other. And back. Without pain or swelling.</p>
<p><strong>Then:</strong> We could only manage one winery trip.<br />
<strong>Now: </strong>We hit up three.</p>
<p><strong>Then: </strong><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">My chauffeur</span> The Man dropped me off on the winery’s front step.<br />
<strong>Now: </strong>I walked from the parked car into the winery with The Man.</p>
<p><strong>Then: </strong>Dinner was at a restaurant with a parking lot.<br />
<strong>Now:</strong> I mounted a steep set of stairs to get to a restaurant. And then I went down it. Pain free.</p>
<p><strong>Then: </strong>Lots of pain. Too much. Lots of swelling. Ditto.<br />
<strong>Now: </strong>Aside from foot pain (thanks, body) I felt good.</p>
<p>There was even a moment in there during our walk down the mall when The Man turned to me and said, “This is weird.” As in the fact that we were taking a leisurely walk together was freaky. And it was. It’s been a while since I walked with him anywhere.</p>
<p>Even freakier? Walking to one end and back without redness or swelling. (And you can bet I checked the first chance I got.) It was a surreal moment, and I had to double check just to be sure. As if I would ever miss my swollen knees.</p>
<p>I’m not sure if I have <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/10/what-is-platelet-rich-plasma-therapy/" target="_self">PRP</a> to thank, the workouts I’ve been doing, or both. Or neither. Really, with my knees, you just never know. But I’m hopeful. And as soon as I get back from a work conference at the end of this month, I’m going under the needle again. Shooting thick blood into my knee is like a crazy hobby.</p>
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		<title>Gaining Perspective</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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I was just about to start a post like this: I hate my knees. I hate my life. Wah.
OK, maybe it wasn’t going to be exactly like that, but you get the idea. Sometimes having a chronic injury sucks. And when the weather gets warmer it especially sucks. In winter, I [...]]]></description>
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<p>I was just about to start a post like this: I hate my knees. I hate my life. Wah.</p>
<p>OK, maybe it wasn’t going to be exactly like that, but you get the idea. Sometimes having a chronic injury sucks. And when the weather gets warmer it especially sucks. In winter, I was OK staying at home and doing nothing. The weather was too cold to leave the house anyway. Come spring? I want to get outside. I want to go for a walk in the park or window shop downtown. So, yeah, the whole knee-pain thing really gets to me and I start feeling bad for myself. But just as I was about to pour out virtual tears, I started thinking about June 2008.</p>
<p>June 2008 was my low point. My knees were in such pain, The Man would carry me from the couch to the kitchen in our 600-square-foot apartment. When The Man wasn’t home, I’d inch my way to the bathroom on the floor. Because making the 8-foot trip was too painful. I couldn’t brush my teeth standing up (thank goodness for long countertops). I’d get dressed sitting down. As soon as I got home from work, I’d pile four pillows under my feet and ice for an hour. I had to buy bigger jeans because my regular ones were too tight around my swollen knees.</p>
<p>Back in June 2008, The Man picked me up outside our apartment and dropped me off before parking the car—even though the parking space was a few feet away. (Good news: I became a pro at turning just about anything into a seat. Including but not limited to curbs, fire hydrants, a newspaper bin, and the floor. No shame, people.)</p>
<p>Looking back just two years, I see how far my knees have come. (You can read my entire, really long story <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/about/my-unabridged-story/" target="_self">here</a>.)<span id="more-1233"></span></p>
<p>1.  I’m less swollen. I still wear those bigger pants and I can grab an inch around my knees. To think that they once filled the pants entirely! My knees still get inflamed and I still have <a href="http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/bakers-cyst/ds00448" target="_blank">Baker’s cysts</a> behind them, but they’re not puffy and big like they were at the height of my injury.</p>
<p>2. I’m more independent. I can walk with The Man to and from our parking space. Sure, I still get dropped off if The Man is parking far away, but at home I can walk the 15 feet with him. I also brush my teeth standing up, a major life goal I was dying to check off my list.</p>
<p>3. I’m stronger. Back in ’08, I couldn’t bike for 5 minutes without pain, never mind 30 minutes with resistance. I think back to the physical therapy I did to build the muscles that had wasted away, and I know I’m stronger. Then, I’d lift my straight leg in the air and lower it for a count of 30. Now I do single-leg presses with 30-pound weights.</p>
<p>Full disclosure: I’m still not at my goal. I still can’t walk for longer than a few minutes without feeling pain in my knees. They still get hot and red when I’m standing for too long. I still hate them. (Sorry, had to slip that in. You know, let them know where we stand and all.) I’m still working toward goals—be able to do the grocery shopping instead of sending The Man, walk as far as I’d like without pain, and so on with the fantasies.</p>
<p>But at least I can look back and know I’m making progress, as painfully slow as it may be. And that’s a good thing.</p>
<p>The point of all of this rambling? To make me feel better. Remember, it’s all about me. Just kidding. The point is to remind you that sometimes putting a problem in perspective—even if it’s as significant a problem as the inability to walk without pain—can make you realize things aren’t as bad as you’re imagining.</p>
<p><strong>Any problems you need perspective on? Can you think of a time you dealt with them and came out alive?</strong></p>
<p>P.S. Check out my <a href="http://theprocessofhealing.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/dos-and-donts/" target="_blank">guest post at The Process of Healing</a>.<strong><br />
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		<title>I Got A Lot Done and Did Nothing At All. Or Something Like That</title>
		<link>http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2010/03/i-got-a-lot-done-and-did-nothing-at-all-or-something-like-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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That&#8217;s not our new bookcase. I wish. Ours is a sliver of an Ikea one. 
Welcome back to the workweek, all.
I had one of those weekends where I simultaneously felt like I got a lot done and did nothing at all. (With a little failure and guilt thrown in for a good [...]]]></description>
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photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joethorn/290760357/" target="_blank">joe thorn</a></span><br />
<em>That&#8217;s not our new bookcase. I wish. Ours is a sliver of an Ikea one. </em></p>
<p>Welcome back to the workweek, all.</p>
<p>I had one of those weekends where I simultaneously felt like I got a lot done and did nothing at all. (With a little failure and guilt thrown in for a good measure.) Don’t ask me how that works.</p>
<p><strong>We got a lot done…</strong><br />
While I plugged away at some editing for work, The Man put together a bookcase and two nightstands from Ikea. He’s pretty awesome at deciphering those instructions, which is a talent seeing as they’re drawn by 5-year-old Swedes.</p>
<p>Of course, buying new furniture never stops at construction. So I took a break from work to rearrange our bedroom. Sounds easy, right? Well, it would have been except one of our walls is slanted. (Someone must have thought, “Wouldn’t it be fancy and special if the far wall was tilted?” They were wrong. It’s just annoying.) Since I like symmetry and parallel walls, it took about forever to find a setup where I didn’t feel like all my furniture was askew.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-815" title="Two armchairs" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/3295778011_4aefd5e86b_o.jpg" alt="Two armchairs" width="404" height="371" /><span style="color: #888888;"><br />
photo from <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ooh_food/3295778011/" target="_blank">ooh_food</a></span><br />
<em>Obviously these aren’t mine.</em></p>
<p><strong>We did nothing at all…</strong><br />
All that rearranging got me in the mood to tackle the big To Do that’s been lurking on my list: buy a coffee table and chair. I would show you our perfect coffee table, but I struck out big-time. Somehow I can’t reconcile my big-budget style with my actual bank account. So the search goes on.</p>
<p>I would also like to show you our amazing new armchair. But that would mean I bought one. And if I had bought one, that would mean I had won the comfort vs. style fight with The Man. (Yes, the same Man who insists a Redskins recliner would fit with our style.) Since I don’t believe in sports team recliners, we’re at an impasse. Or, rather, I’m still working on convincing The Man he’s past his bachelor pad and recliner days.</p>
<p>Not buying a chair or coffee table took up a good amount of time. And the rest of the weekend was taken up by more work. I can see you’re all jealous.</p>
<p><strong>I kinda failed…</strong><br />
Did you notice what wasn’t on my weekend list? I’m ashamed to say, I didn’t set foot in the gym. I don’t feel guilt because of weight loss or maintenance, but instead I feel like I’m letting my knees down each time I don’t work out. Each time I skip is a missed opportunity to strengthen the muscles around my knees. Bottom line: I failed this weekend.</p>
<p>All that said, I’m kind of impressed with my knees. I was  pretty active with the bedroom rearranging (though The Man did all of  the actual lifting and moving). But I did all of my own walking when we  visited three furniture stores. And most of the time I walked with him  to the car. (Hint: That’s a <em>big</em> deal.) Sure, I was tired by  Sunday afternoon. But I was also a lot less tired than I would have been  a year ago. Or even six months ago.</p>
<p>So, despite the fact that I’m glum about my lack of gym time I’m excited that all my shopping hasn’t left me limping. Sure, my knees got tired walking through the stores, but I seemed to rebound fairly fast. That has to be a good sign. Right? Right?</p>
<p><strong>Speaking of the gym, I’ve been very clear about what motivates me to lace up my sneakers and get moving. But I’m curious what keeps you going. Is it how you feel during or after exercise? Did an illness or injury spur you on? Is it for weight loss?</strong></p>
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		<title>Sponsored by the Letter C, For Chocolate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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The box o’ chocolates is from Kee&#8217;s 
I have a thing for chocolate. Let’s just say if you gave me a choice between never having dinner again and never having chocolate, I wouldn’t bat an eye before I grabbed a brownie and said, “I’ll never leave you.” It’s borderline sick.
I’ve dined at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-689" title="Kee's Chocolate in box" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/438571252_e9c813eecb.jpg" alt="Kee's Chocolate in box" width="400" height="383" /><span style="color: #888888;">photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ulteriorepicure/438571252/" target="_blank">ulterior epicure</a></span><br />
<em>The box o’ chocolates is from <a href="http://www.keeschocolates.com/" target="_blank">Kee&#8217;s</a></em><strong><a title="Link to  ulterior epicure's photostream" rel="dc:creator cc:attributionURL" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ulteriorepicure/"><strong> </strong></a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I have a thing for chocolate. Let’s just say if you gave me a choice between never having dinner again and never having chocolate, I wouldn’t bat an eye before I grabbed a brownie and said, “I’ll never leave you.” It’s borderline sick.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I’ve dined at the chain restaurant Chili’s before and passed on a main course so I could fit more molten chocolate cake in my belly. (To be honest, it wasn’t a hard decision. If you’ve ever eaten at Chili’s you know their meals are usually too rubbery, too salty, too processed, or too stale—or all of the above.) But that microwaved mound of chocolatey sponge? The gooey chocolate insides? The giant scoop of vanilla ice cream to cool the warm cake? Heaven.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It reminds me of a Hallmark card I once read. The front had an illustration of a Cheesecake Factory-sized hunk of chocolate cake, and it said, <span style="color: #8c510c;"><strong>“I ate a dessert called Death by Chocolate.”</strong></span> Flip to the inside, where the card continued: <strong><span style="color: #8c510c;">“But it didn’t kill me. It only made me stronger.”</span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">That, friends, is how I feel.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Here’s where I insert news of a recent study that found an association between eating dark chocolate and having a lower risk of stroke and death after stroke. This is also the point where I tell you that the researchers only analyzed three studies, so the findings aren’t conclusive. Right here is the point where I wonder whether the researchers did this small study just so it would be published in time for Valentine’s Day?. No matter! Chocolate won’t kill you—I’ll make you stronger. And stroke-resistant. Just keep telling yourself that. I do.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Speaking of V-Day, I should let you know … I don’t particularly enjoy it even though it usually means The Man gets me chocolate. I like that part. And I like the whole going to a special dinner part. What I don’t like is that there’s nothing on the level of flowers or chocolates that I can get The Man. (Much to his disappointment, a new MacBook Pro does not a great Valentines Day gift make.)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Still, in the spirit of this <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">phony, Hallmark-created</span> holiday, and with chocolate (healthy or not) on my mind, I give you a chocolate craving. Enjoy.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-679  aligncenter" title="Voges chocolate library" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/minibar_Th.jpg" alt="Voges chocolate library" width="245" height="166" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">My kinda chocolate bar: <a href="http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/mini_bar_gift_set/exotic_candy_bar_box_sets" target="_blank">Vosges Mini Exotic Candy Bar Library</a>—nine small bars in a pretty purple box.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-680 alignnone" title="Endangered Species Chocolate" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/23.jpg" alt="Endangered Species Chocolate" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.chocolatebar.com/shop/p-23-dark-chocolate-with-espresso-beans.aspx" target="_blank">Endangered Species Chocolate</a> makes an espresso dark chocolate with 72 percent cacao. The bar even features an adorable tiger. And when I say adorable, I mean completely menacing and ready to bite your finger off.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-681" title="Poco Dolce chocolate" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/home_photo.jpg" alt="Poco Dolce chocolate" width="428" height="165" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Poco Dolce’s chocolate tiles—cracker-thin squares of chocolate in left- and righthand photos—are for those of us without self-control I suppose. Check out the <a href="http://www.pocodolce.com/cgi-bin/mivavm?Merchant2/merchant.mvc+Screen=PROD&amp;Product_Code=SBC16&amp;Category_Code=CONF" target="_blank">Burnt Caramel Toffee variety</a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-682" title="Dagoba dark chocolate" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dag-cbdark.gif" alt="Dagoba dark chocolate" width="400" height="180" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.worldpantry.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prmenbr=3176204&amp;prrfnbr=3277566&amp;pcgrfnbr=3262752" target="_blank">Dagoba’s organic dark chocolate bar</a> is made with 59 percent cacao.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-684" title="Bon Bon Bar" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/yhst-48753601936985_2090_2452078.gif" alt="Bon Bon Bar" width="179" height="179" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Bon Bon Bar makes a <a href="http://www.bonbonbar.com/valentinesday.html" target="_blank">Scotch Candy Bar</a> that’s made with single malt scotch, ganache, and caramel, covered in dark chocolate, and sprinkled with sea salt.  This looks a-maz-ing.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-685    aligncenter" title="Green &amp; Black's Chocolate Mint" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2434.jpg" alt="Green &amp; Black's Chocolate Mint" width="227" height="369" /><a href="http://www.greenandblacks.com/us/what-we-make/bars/mint.html" target="_blank"></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.greenandblacks.com/us/what-we-make/bars/mint.html" target="_blank">Green &amp; Black’s</a> adds mint to its organic dark chocolate bar.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-686   alignnone" title="Eclat Chocolat Shiraz Truffles" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dooker_truffle_4_detail.jpg" alt="Eclat Chocolat Shiraz Truffles" width="382" height="255" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Eclat Chocolate sells <a href="http://www.eclatchocolate.com/mollydooker-shiraz-truffles/4-piece-box-mollydooker-shiraz-truffles.html" target="_blank">Shiraz truffles</a>. ’Nuff said.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-687" title="Terra Nostra chocolate" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ter-205041.jpg" alt="Terra Nostra chocolate" width="225" height="425" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.worldpantry.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prmenbr=688900&amp;prrfnbr=1289375" target="_blank">Terra Nostra’s dark chocolate bar</a> has 73 percent cacao, goji berries, and pink Himalayan mineral salt. How’s that for original? (And, yeah, that&#8217;s a pretty tall bar.)</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-688" title="Salazon Chocolate Bar" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/our_bar2.jpg" alt="Salazon Chocolate Bar" width="206" height="154" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://salazonchoc.com/products.html" target="_blank">Salazon Chocolate Co.</a> makes an organic dark chocolate bar with natural sea salt.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>What’s your favorite chocolate bar or brand? (I’m still in love with the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EQA60O?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=imnotsuperh-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000EQA60O">Cadburys Buttons</a><img style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=imnotsuperh-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000EQA60O" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /> I ate like crazy when I studied in New Zealand.)</strong></p>
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		<title>Is Barefoot Running Better?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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The first time I heard about barefoot running, I wondered what type of crazy person would trade running shoes for roughed-up heels. It wasn’t just vanity talking (though, OK, my desire for soft, smooth heels did play a role in my skepticism). It was my concern for the general well-being of these runners—especially [...]]]></description>
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<p>The first time I heard about barefoot running, I wondered what type of crazy person would trade running shoes for roughed-up heels. It wasn’t just vanity talking (though, OK, my desire for soft, smooth heels <em>did</em> play a role in my skepticism). It was my concern for the general well-being of these runners—especially the city folk.</p>
<p>Bare feet + concrete + shards of glass + a hypodermic needle here and there does not = safe running. Still, over the past year or so I’ve read a lot of firsthand stories saying barefoot running is to exercise what eating locally is to nutrition. Or something like that.</p>
<p>Well, today a study was published that says, “Not so fast. Running sans shoes may be better after all.” In today’s issue of the journal <em>Nature</em>, Harvard researchers who studied runners’ gaits report that 75 percent of people who run in shoes land on their heels first. People who run barefoot strike the ground with the balls of their feet first, which generates less force on impact. According to the researchers, all of this is important because more than 30 percent of runners are injured every year—and those injuries arise thanks to problems in the foot or lower leg.</p>
<p><strong><span id="more-572"></span>Why Shoes?</strong><br />
Running shoes are a relatively new phenomenon. In early B.N. (that’s Before Nike to you), people ran barefoot, in sandals, or—more recently—in thin sneakers with little support or cushioning. It wasn’t until the ’70s that manufacturers started making shoes specifically for running—bells, whistles, and doodads (hello, iPod sensor) included. Today’s running shoes have wide heels that are cushioned to absorb some of the force created by smacking a hard surface while running. A lot of shoes come with arch support to prevent overpronation, the rolling in of the foot due to to low arches. Because running shoes are designed with such a high heel, they make it easier to strike the ground heel first, also called heel-to-toe. The study’s authors say people who run in shoes (and strike with the heel first) often switch to a forefoot-first running style when jogging barefoot in a lab.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-576" title="Bottom of dirty foot" src="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2436062056_70b584dde9.jpg" alt="Bottom of dirty foot" width="400" height="267" /><span style="color: #888888;">photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthetube/2436062056/" target="_blank">matthetube</a></span><br />
<em>You, too, could have feet this ladylike.</em></p>
<p><strong>A Case for Bare Feet</strong><br />
I’ve always known that running is a high-impact activity. But this study shows that running with shoes creates more impact than running barefoot does. Doesn’t make sense, right? Here’s how it works: The amount of force generated by your foot striking the ground differs based on gate. When you strike the ground heel first, you generate an impact that’s 1.5 to three times your body weight. Yikes. The researchers say that’s like having someone hammer your heel with 1.5 to three times your body weight. Oh, and don’t forget: That’s for one step. You hit the ground thousands of times during a run. Even with cushioned running shoes, the impact is only reduced by 10 percent.</p>
<p>Striking the ground with your forefoot first results in forces that are about seven times <em>lower</em> than forces created by heel strikers.</p>
<p><strong>A Case for Shoes</strong><br />
Um, the pebbles, glass, gum, and who knows what else litters the streets. Even if you live in a rural area and can run through an open field footloose and fancy free, you’ll still have to watch your steps. Oh, and it doesn’t sound so fun in the winter. With snow. Or ice. I should probably mention again: calluses. And rough feet that aren’t adorable in summery sandals. Just a warning.</p>
<p>Aside from all that, it can be hard to change the way you run overnight. The researchers say doing so may put you at increased risk for <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/12/pain-in-my-heel-achilles-tendonitis/" target="_self">Achilles tendinitis</a>, an injury you really don’t want. (Trust me. Been there, done that.)</p>
<p><strong>What’s it All Mean?</strong><br />
I duno, I’m just the reporter. All right, all right. The scientists say more research is needed to figure out whether barefoot runners really do have fewer injuries than their well-shod friends. From their <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">mouth</span> <a href="http://www.barefootrunning.fas.harvard.edu/index.html" target="_blank">Web site</a> to you: “We emphasize though, that no study has shown that heel striking contributes more to injury than forefoot striking.”</p>
<p><strong>The Not Superhuman Take</strong><br />
Eh. I might—a big fat <em>might</em>—get all interested in this if I weren’t nursing two bad knees, but going barefoot right now doesn’t seem smart. Plus, the idea that barefoot running allows for natural overpronation makes me nervous. That’s exactly what I don’t want to happen, because when my feet roll inward, my knees follow. (Other really bad things, like cartilage being scratched off the back of my kneecap, happen too.) Plus, the study didn’t look at knee pain. Which makes me say, “Heck no!” I do think it’s an interesting concept and I hope more studies are done to figure out the possible benefits of barefoot running and its relation to running injuries.</p>
<p><strong>Wanna Try?</strong><br />
So you want to run barefoot? The researchers gave some awesome tips for getting started if you’re used to running in shoes. Tip No. 1: Go slow. Overdoing it is going to cause you mucho pain. Here are some other things to keep in mind.</p>
<ol>
<li>Start with modified shoes. Pick a running shoe that doesn’t have a high heel, which forces you to strike heel first. And look for a pair that have a flexible sole and no arch support. You should be able to bend ’em like Gumby. A shoe like this will allow the muscles of your feet to function the way they’re supposed to, say the researchers.</li>
<li>First run on a smooth surface, like a tennis court or track. It’ll help you get acclimated without hurting your still-sensitive feet too much.</li>
<li>Give yourself time to get use to it. At first, your foot muscles may be tired. That’s to be expected.</li>
<li>Wear protection. If you’ll be running around a city or another road that’s not perfectly smooth, try wearing thin shoes called <a href="http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/" target="_blank">Five Fingers</a>. You’ll look absurd and silly, but you won’t puncture your heel with a broken Bud Lite.</li>
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<p>The researchers also gave some great tips on barefoot running form. Check them out at their <a href="http://www.barefootrunning.fas.harvard.edu/index.html" target="_blank">comprehensive barefoot running site</a>. (<a href="http://www.barefootrunner.com/" target="_blank">This site</a> is also a great resource.) The researchers&#8217; site also has some pretty cool videos that show how African children who have never worn shoes naturally run.</p>
<p><strong>Have you ever tried barefoot running? Will you ever?</strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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What a day. As you can tell—hello 9:30 p.m. post—it’s been a crazy day. Since I’m running on empty (and ready a clinical study right now sounds about as fun as poking my eye with toothpicks) I’ve decided to give you the speed reader version of my day. I promise I’ll be back [...]]]></description>
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<p>What a day. As you can tell—hello 9:30 p.m. post—it’s been a crazy day. Since I’m running on empty (and ready a clinical study right now sounds about as fun as poking my eye with toothpicks) I’ve decided to give you the speed reader version of my day. I promise I’ll be back to regularly scheduled programming tomorrow, so in the mean time I hope you enjoy. And when I say that, I mean I hope you’re not wildly disappointed with me.</p>
<p>Without further ado, here are seven things you should know about me:</p>
<p>1. I still have a case of the Mondays. And it’s Tuesday. It all started yesterday when the fluctuating temperatures set off a massive headache. I felt it in my eyes some time around lunchtime and didn’t get rid of it until I fell asleep.</p>
<p>2. A week ago, I was the only blogger in all of the Internet that had never tried almond butter. I’m sure of it. But thanks to a giant jar from Costco I’ve not only tried it but I’ve also become addicted. I’ve yet to try it in every single meal (what do you expect, it’s only been a week!) but I’m working my way up. Your recipe suggestions are welcome. Hint. Hint.</p>
<p>3. I’m a biking machine. I’ve been ridiculously focused while biking lately. No TV. No distractions. I just slide in my earplugs, focus on my legs’ motion, and try to keep the pace as high as I can. What do you all do on the bike, treadmill, or elliptical—read, watch TV, or focus on your movement?</p>
<p><span id="more-559"></span>4. I’m a huge Taylor Swift fan. This was news to me, but Taylor has gotten me through many a workout lately. And, by the way, she’s my hair role model. If only I could be blonde. Oh, and gain about 80 percent more hair. Yup, then I’d be set.</p>
<p>5. I’m pretty obsessed with my teeth. Ever since I attended a scientific presentation on gingivitis, I’ve been fanatical about flossing daily. Well, yesterday I added a new step to my teeth-cleaning routine. I tried Crest Weekly Clean Intensive Cleaning Paste. The paste is similar to the stuff your dentist uses, and let me tell you: The granules really polish teeth. You use it once a week (duh) to keep teeth clean and white. I’m not sure whether it whitens, but I did feel like my teeth were fresh-from-the-dentist clean.</p>
<p>6. I spent the weekend with super tight muscles—who knows why—but after this evening’s workout I was limber like a ballerina. Or yogi. Or a child. (They’re bendy in all sorts of ways.) After a tough hamstring exercise a long head-to-knees stretch felt awe-some.</p>
<p>7. And the knees… Yeah, there’s still there, which is a good thing. They’ve been getting hot and red more often. Not so good. But I’m pushing them harder on the bike so my leg muscles are growing. Good. Keep those fingers crossed, folks.</p>
<p><strong>Whew, breathe. So, how’s your day going? Am I the only one feeling like this week’s a bit crazy?</strong></p>
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		<title>Best. Day. Ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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Yesterday was the most amazing day I’ve had in a while. No, I didn’t win the lottery and I’m not currently swimming Scrooge McDuck-style in a sea of money. And, nope, I didn’t win a free vacation to Bora Bora and I’m not currently sunning myself on the white sand beach. For people [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yesterday was the most amazing day I’ve had in a while. No, I didn’t win the lottery and I’m not currently swimming Scrooge McDuck-style in a sea of money. And, nope, I didn’t win a free vacation to Bora Bora and I’m not currently sunning myself on the white sand beach. For people with chronic knee pain, there’s something even better: going to the grocery store.</p>
<p>You heard that right.</p>
<p>If you’re confused and think I’m nuts, read <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/about/my-unabridged-story/" target="_self">my full story here</a>. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that I’ve been dealing with knee pain for years. And over the past two years it’s been particularly bad. So bad that I haven’t been able do the amount of walking required of grocery shopping for quite some time. That job—along with, oh, 50 billion others—is left to The Man.</p>
<p>Except yesterday.</p>
<p>The Man and I made a trip to the gym post-work. It was a Friday night, which means the place was only a third as crowded as usual and I could complete a hard workout super efficiently. (You know, without semi stalking the people who claim certain machines for what seems like hours. For some reason, I’m always stuck staking out the leg press machine like an undercover spy since most people break for at least 10 minutes between sets. But, I digress…)</p>
<p><span id="more-496"></span>I focused solely on my legs yesterday and on increasing the amount and resistance of my cycling as much as I could without feeling pain under my kneecaps. (That’s my body’s code for “push harder and suffer the consequences later.”) To build leg strength I did:</p>
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<li>18 minutes on the bike (going 85 rpm or higher), alternating between level seven and eight for three minutes each.</li>
<li>Single leg press: 40 pounds, 15 count. Repeat three times for each leg.</li>
<li>Single-leg squats with an exercise ball: 15 count, repeat three times for each leg.</li>
<li>Step ups on the Bosu ball using 10-pound medicine ball. 30 steps for each leg.</li>
<li>30 hip hikes on the Bosu ball per leg.</li>
<li>30 single-leg mini squats on the Bosu ball: 30 on each leg.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/10/the-difference-whole-body-fitness-makes/" target="_blank">Single-leg hamstring curls</a>: 15 count. Repeat twice for each leg.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/11/walking-squats-feel-the-burn/" target="_self">Walking squats</a>: Repeat three times for each leg.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/12/your-guide-to-knee-pain-prevention-part-ii-strengthen-stretch-repeat/" target="_self">Stretch</a>, stretch, stretch.</li>
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<p>When we left the gym, The Man was starving and wanted to stop at the grocery store to pick up some bread for dinner. I usually wait in the car during trips like this. But as we neared the grocery store, I decided to join him. That’s a big deal. The last time I went grocery shopping milk was 10 cents. Kidding. But it’s been a while.</p>
<p>Get this: What was meant to be a quick in-and-out kind of trip turned into an hour-long shopping spree. I browsed each aisle not because it’s super exciting but because there were so many food options I had forgotten about. I’ll admit, I was a little like a kid in a grocery store. Can we get this? How about this?</p>
<p>Still, after an hour, I was still standing and walking without pain. My knees had started to get a tad bit red, which is always a sign of pain to come, but other than that I did it. When I got home, I even stood to chop veggies for an amazing salad we had with grilled chicken.</p>
<p>I know what you’re thinking: So what? You went to the grocery store for goodness’ sake! Get a hold of yourself woman!</p>
<p>But the point is that I went to the grocery store on legs that had been challenged at the gym for an hour. I walked around for another hour without pain. Then I came home and stood some more. And today, they feel good. That’s good news since last year at this time I wouldn’t have dared enter any type of store. I wouldn’t have walked to and from the parked car. I wouldn’t have stood at the counter and made dinner.</p>
<p>Whether it’s the <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/10/what-is-platelet-rich-plasma-therapy/" target="_self">PRP</a> working or a combo of PRP and <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/11/all-about-physical-therapy-and-9-ways-to-know-if-your-pt-is-right-for-you/" target="_self">PT</a>, I’m not sure. Either way, it was a wonderful day.</p>
<p><strong>Hope you&#8217;re all having a lovely weekend. Any fun plans?</strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
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Our bodies do some crazy things. Like how our eyes tear up when they’re hit with freezing wind. No sadness or loneliness there, just cold, raw air. Or how we sweat when we’re nervous. Isn’t sweat the body’s way of cooling itself? I’m never hot when I’m nervous. That brings me to the [...]]]></description>
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<p>Our bodies do some crazy things. Like how our eyes tear up when they’re hit with freezing wind. No sadness or loneliness there, just cold, raw air. Or how we sweat when we’re nervous. Isn’t sweat the body’s way of cooling itself? I’m never hot when I’m nervous. That brings me to the freaky if not completely annoying thing my body did this weekend. My knees—those ever-infuriating discs that continue to complicate my life—started playing games with me.</p>
<p>It began on Saturday when I was sitting on the couch doing some work. I was splayed out over the entire couch—legs reaching to the teensy corner The Man occupied. (Sorry, Man.) Anyhow, I spent a few hours in that position because I was on a role with an article I was writing and, frankly, it was really warm under the fuzzy blanket I draped over me. My point is, I wasn’t doing any exercise—no physical activity in any way, shape, or size. I was being a (hard-working) bum.</p>
<p>Then things started getting all Twilight Zone freaky on me. When I walked into the kitchen to make dinner, my knees were bright red and burning up. That’s how they get when I walk <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">a ton</span> a few blocks. And while I wouldn’t have been happy about it, I would have understood their flare-up had I been shopping or standing or even walking around the house. But no. No, no, no. They were inflamed by sitting! Sheesh.</p>
<p><span id="more-464"></span>So the rest of the night I acted like someone had just amputated my legs. Every half hour or so, I’d roll up my pant leg and ask The Man whether he thought my knees still looked red.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Yes.</em></p>
<p>No, really. Look again. How red do you think they look?</p>
<p><em>Red</em>.</p>
<p>Feel them. Don’t they feel hot?</p>
<p><em>Yup.</em></p>
<p>Do you think I’m doomed to a life of knee pain?</p>
<p><em>No.</em></p>
<p>Can you look at them again?</p>
<p><em>[Rolls his eyes.]</em></p></blockquote>
<p>You get the idea. I was freaking out. My knees weren’t hurting, mind you. But I was worried something else was going on—permanent damage to my knees or a new trend of pain without activity. The heat and redness went down after a couple hours, but the event scarred me. That is, until Sunday.</p>
<p>That evening, The Man and I braved the frigid cold to sneak a workout in at the gym. My knees had been feeling pretty good all day (all week, really, if you discount the non-painful but petrifying redness episode), so I decided to push myself. I biked for 16 minutes at a resistance two notches higher than normal. I turned on my music, stared straight at my knees, and concentrated on the rhythm of my legs pounding down on the petals. I was more tired after that bike ride than I have been since I started physical therapy.</p>
<p>And ya know what? (I’m sure you’ve guessed by now.)</p>
<p>The knees that terrorized me the night before weren’t red at all. Not. At. All. As in no inflammation. They felt pretty darn good, too</p>
<p>I don’t understand. Maybe the flare-up was a fluke. Maybe I did something to my knees without knowing it. (Doubtful, though. I pretty much baby my knees as if they were made of crystal.) Maybe my body just felt like screwing with me. Either way, I’m happy to report my knees are feeling great today. I hope a few months from now, I’ll look back at this post and realize it was a turning point in my fight against knee pain.</p>
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		<title>Your Guide to Knee Pain Prevention: Part II. Strengthen, Stretch, Repeat.</title>
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<p>Yesterday I gave you some tips for preventing killer knee pain. As much as I’d love to have a fellow chronic pain sufferer (it gets lonely here in Gimpville), I don’t want any of my uninjured readers to feel the crunch, crunch of cartilage damage. So I hope you really take the suggestions to heart.</p>
<p>As promised, I’ve listed some stretches and exercises that can combat too-tight or weak muscles. Or both. Next time you hit the gym or open road, don’t assume running or biking or ellipticalling (Is that a word? Now it is.) or doing any other cardio workout is enough. Those exercises work muscles, but not every muscle. By strength training them you can make sure you don’t miss any key muscle groups and create imbalances.</p>
<p><strong>QUAD</strong><br />
Strengthen It: Try leg presses. Work one leg at a time to challenge each leg separately. Do three sets of 10 presses on each leg.</p>
<p><strong>HAMSTRINGS</strong><br />
Strengthen It: Do hamstring curls. I wrote all about it <a href="http://www.notsuperhuman.com/2009/10/the-difference-whole-body-fitness-makes/" target="_self">here</a>, so check it out.</p>
<p>Stretch It: Lie on your back with one leg stretched out in front of you and another lifted into the air. Loop a towel around the ball of your raised foot, and straighten your leg. (Men should slightly bend the leg.) Pull the towel toward you so you feel a stretch in the back of your thigh. Hold for a count of 30. Repeat three times, then switch legs.</p>
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<p><strong>IT BAND</strong><br />
Stretch It: Stand in front of a desk or a table. Place hands on the table for support and stand with right leg in behind of left. Bend at your waist. As you bend your left leg, slide your right leg out to the side, beneath your left leg, and away from your body. Make sure your right knee remains straight and doesn’t go over your toe line. Lean your body to the right, away from your right leg. You should feel a stretch along the outside of the right thigh. Repeat on the left side.</p>
<p><strong>HIP</strong><br />
Strengthen It: Loop a resistance band around your thights. Lay on your left side with legs bent and right leg resting on top of the left. Your head, torso, and thighs should form a straight line. Your calves should be at a 90 degree angle to your thighs. Keeping feet together, raise your right leg like a clam shell until the resistance band tightens. Slowly bring leg back to the start position. Complete two sets of 30 raises, then flip sides and repeat.</p>
<p>Stretch It: Kneel on your right knee. (Put a towel under your knee for extra padding.) Place your left foot in front of you and place your left hand on your left leg for stability. Keeping your abs tight and back muscles straight (don’t bend at the waist), lean forward and place weight on your front leg. You should feel a stretch in your right thigh. Hold for 30 seconds then switch to the other side and repeat.</p>
<p><strong>CALVES</strong><br />
Stretch It: Stand with your right foot in the center of a stair. Hold onto a railing and lightly place your left toe on the stair for balance. Drop your right heel toward the lower step and hold for a count of 30. You should feel a stretch in your calf. Repeat on the left foot. Repeat often.</p>
<p><strong>Whatddya think? Will you incorporate some of these exercises into your regular fitness routine? Do you do any other leg muscle–strengthening moves?</strong></p>
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