Totally Awesome Beauty Package Contest

Remember a couple weeks ago when I showed you guys my incredibly organized house and I heaved one ginormous sigh of relief because that’s the effect tidiness has on me?
Yeah, well, that’s all gone to crap. My living room is littered with boxes and bottles and piles and containers that are meant for organizing but aren’t serving their purpose. So, yeah, it’s a mess again.
And also, I’m out of pretty much all groceries and might be living off of almonds, dry cereal, and apples this week unless The Man braves the furnace that is Virginia air and hits up a grocery store.
You should know: I did it all for you. (Well, not the grocery part. That I did because a girl’s got to eat. And that girl just happens to have knees too banged-up to grocery shop.) But the mess, that I did for you. I went through all of my beauty products so I could share them with five lucky readers. (I think this goes without saying, but the products are all of the never-been-used variety.)
I’m giving away what I’ll now call a Totally Awesome Beauty Package every Monday for the next five weeks. Yes, you read that right. Every Monday. Five Mondays. Five giveaways. I’ve gone off the edge.
I know, you have a million questions, so I’ll answer them here:
Why?
Because I love you. And I love beauty products. And I wanted to share the love.
Are you giving away the same stuff every day? That’s lame.
I know, right? That’s why each day I’ll be giving away a new group of beauty products. I like to keep things exciting. For instance, the other day I brushed my teeth left-handed just to live on the wild side.
Can I enter just one day? That’s lame.
Stop calling my Totally Awesome Beauty Packages lame! It’s so not true. You can enter every single Monday. Or you can enter just one Monday and forget the rest. Whatever you feel like.
How do I win?
I’ll use a random number generator (I’m official like that) to pick one winner per day.
So, what exactly is in this Totally Awesome Beauty Package?
Well, I can’t give away the contents of the other four packages—that’ll happen on a day-by-day basis so as to A. provide suspense, and B. prevent this from becoming a crazy long post.
Today, you can win the following (all of which are pictured above):
Foot Petals Stilleto Survival Kit
DDF Dramatic Radiance TRF Cream
Calypso Mimosa body lotion
Kiehl’s Abyssine cream
Travel-sized Dermalogica Conditioning Body Wash
Benefit pineapple face polish
Crabtree & Evelyn Skin Care lip conditioner with SPF 15
Mini Bill Blass eau de parfum
Travel-sized Oscar Blandi Sheer Gloss
Travel-sized Oscar Blandi Protein Mist for Restyling Hair
Clinique Fresh Bloom Allover Colour in Peony
Clinique Cream Shaper for Eyes dual liner in Egyptian and Brightening Gold
Clinique Superbalm moisturizing gloss in Mango
Bobbi Brown eye shadow in Camel
Mally Eye Brush Kit
Who can enter?
Anyone with a U.S. mailing address. If you live outside the United States: I wish you could see my teary eyes saying sorry.
How do I enter?
There are three ways to enter. You can do all or just one—it’s up to you. (I’m so easygoing it kills me.)
- Leave a comment telling me which product you’re most excited to win. Or tell me your favorite marine animal. I don’t really care what you say—just leave a comment to get a number.
- Tweet about this giveaway, then come back and leave a comment telling me you did it. Because my goal is to make your life easier, here’s the link to this contest: http://bit.ly/djsOWF. Don’t forget to mention @notsuperhuman so I can see it. (And don’t forget to comment to tell me you tweeted about this; it’s the only way you’ll have a number for entry.)
- See that lonely little grid of friends on my left sidebar? Make it a little less anemic by joining the site. Then leave a comment letting me know you did that—the comment will serve as your number for the random drawing.
So can I just comment a million times a day for a week? I hate my job so I don’t mind doing it all day long?
Sorry your job sucks, but I’m limited this to three comments per person per day—one real comment, one for a tweet, and one for becoming a friend.
Do my comments on any of your posts count as an entry?
No, sorry. If you want this stuff, you’ll have to leave a comment right here.
When does this contest even end?
Today’s contest ends next Monday, August 2. That also happens to be when the next giveaway starts. It’s all fun all the time here at I’m (not) Superhuman. Just so you know.
Aaaand, go!



81 comments
I’m wanting to try Kielhs as we just had a Kielhs counter open at Dillards and I’m dieing to take the plunge! Oh, and brightening gold….what the heck is brightening gold anyway? It sounds quite fabulous!
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benefit pineapple face polish.
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Kiehl’s, Kiehl’s, Kiehl’s, Kiehl’s!
Did I mention Kiehl’s?
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You are fantastic. Although possibly a bit of a hoarder… but I won’t judge.
I think I need the stiletto survival kit in my life… lol
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OOOOOOooooo…Kiehl’s!!! OOOooooooo…Benefit!!! So much fabulous LOOT to win…except for a killer whale, which is my fav marine animal btw
Awesome giveaway–I’m jazzed!
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OOH I love playing make-up:) I think any gal would be uber lucky to win this un-lame package! It’s beautimus.
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It’s times like these when I HATE not living in the USA.
Wei Wei
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ooh I’d LOVE to try the benefit pineapple face polish!
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OOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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sorry, I was so excited I forgot to finish my comment.
I’d love to win any of the clinique products!!
YOU are awesome!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Tweeted!! <3
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Imma Memmmba…fo realz
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Love this! Such a great idea, but I can’t believe you’re giving away your Clinique Fresh Bloom! I live by that stuff.
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AWESOME!!!! Truly….Crabtree & Evelyn Skin Care lip conditioner with SPF 15 is my pick!!
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Great giveaway! I’m most excited about the Kiehl’s and the Bobbi Brown shadow!
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Just tweeted!
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The Benefit face polish! Mmmm…pineapple!
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All of this looks amazing! What a great idea for a give away…
just tweeted it!
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You had me at Oscar Blandi. Oh and Benefit – love their stuff. This is so fun!
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Just joined the site. I read it everyday as it is so I guess it was time to make it official.
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I know extremely little about beauty products but I do know that I LOVE Kiehls and Bobby Brown!!
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Ugh – see I need to move to California so I can enter these contests!! Oh well – I’ll still comment
Hope you are GREAT!! I’ve been “around” here and there.
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Fantastic giveaway! I am not picky everything looks good
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What a great way to clean house!
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holy cow this is soooooo awesome! thank you!!!! would love to try kiehls cream! thank you!!!!!!
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I would love to win Clinique Superbalm moisturizing gloss in Mango- will match my bridesmaid dress perfectly! and Marine Animal -Sea Otter!!!
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Ooh Mimosa Body Lotion sounds delightful!!
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do sea otters count?? i would totally be a sea otter in my next life.
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And I’m one of your friends/followers.
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My favorite is marine animal . . . the manatee!
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I’m most excited to win the Calypso Mimosa body lotion!
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Tweeted the giveaway:
http://twitter.com/calidreamin87/status/19619643369
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I joined this site on GFC via Twitter.
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this is an amazingly generous give away, you rock tracey!
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I’d love to try Kiehl’s Abyssine cream, I’ve read great reviews about it!
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I’d love to win the Clinique Cream Shaper for Eyes dual liner in Egyptian and Brightening Gold. I’m a sucker for gold makeup!
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this is an awesome giveaway! im excited about kiehl’s especially!!
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stuff like this makes me feel lucky to be a girl. gimme.
please.
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So awesome! I like pretty things.
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I would love the Crabtree & Evelyn Skin Care lip conditioner with SPF 15
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ugh… i think you have a few of the clinique products i’ve been meaning to try. gues i’ll still hold off on purchasing them until i’ve tested them (that is if i’m a winner).
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Daily entry #1:
I’m most excited to win the Calypso Mimosa body lotion!
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Daily entry #2:
Tweet:
http://twitter.com/calidreamin87/status/19700642066
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Daily entry #3:
I joined this site on GFC via Twitter.
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My face REALLY needs some polishing – let’s be honest. So, if I were to win, I would be so super excited to try the Benefit pineapple face polish!
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ooh they all look lovely! my feet can always use some pampering!
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i’m a lip gloss, lip stick, chapstick addict. i see you had some in there.
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breakingsilence @ Freshman -15 Reply:
July 28th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Anything Clinique!!
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this is my third entry of the week!!
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Do penguins count as marine animals? Or polar bears? Polar animals that can swim?
And I’d be stoked to get the protein hair mist!
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Can I still enter??? My favorite marine animal is a dolphin – I love watching them.
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I WANT TO WIN!!!
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tweeted this!
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Benefit Pineapple Face Polish! Anything pineapple–I love! Thanks for this great giveaway!
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Squeeeeeee beauty giveaway! I want all of it but the mimosa lotion looks most exciting. By the way, mimosas with fresh squeezed OJ are the ONLY way to go!
I just tweeted about this
And so seriously if I win this stuff I will die of happiness!
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Clinique Superbalm moisturizing gloss in Mango. Definitely. No actually that would be the pineapple polish. No, no I’m kidding it’s probably the stile- oh, it’s hopeless. Hopeless ^~
Just for fun my favorite marine animals are probably seahorses. Or manatees! I spent long summers by the rivers in Florida hoping to catch a glimpse of one of those gentle babies.
Thank you for the giveaway, this is great!!
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Tweeted about you ;D https://twitter.com/MediterraneanMs
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I’ve never tried the Oscar Blondi hair products, and I’d love to give them a run!
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you rock. i would like to try all of the products listed and would you also include a small lesson on sarcasm? i need to produce more of that in my life.
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Ok, this is a kick-ass contest, and I love the way you set it up
I’m a tad confused though (it’s not you, it’s me), can I enter today, or does it have to be a Monday?
I’ll be back with a tweet
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Tweet tweet! http://twitter.com/ThinspiredBlog/status/19852605008
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Daily entry #1 7/29:
I’m most excited to win the Calypso Mimosa body lotion!
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Daily entry #2 7/30:
Tweet:
http://twitter.com/calidreamin87/status/19885190838
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Daily entry #3 7/30:
I joined this site on GFC via Twitter.
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I joined as a friend and I love Kiehls products.
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Sneaking in at the last minute! I would be excited to win the Benefit pineapple face polish, because I’m a sucker for anything exfoliate-y and pineapple-y!
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My favorite marine animal is a dolphin. They’re so intelligent, form social groups, and even recognize themselves in the mirror. :> I love them!
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yay for free stuff. that automatically makes you so much cooler. hm… what stuff do i have that can be given away.
here’s an idea, if i come up with something to give away can i call on you and you can give it away on your blog? just a thought.
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what a jackpot!
i’d most like to win the Crabtree & Evelyn Skin Care lip conditioner with SPF 15. my lips are always cracking this time of year since it’s sooo dry out!
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Joined the site!
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Daily entry #1 7/31:
I’m most excited to win the Calypso Mimosa body lotion!
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Daily entry #2 7/31:
Tweet:
http://twitter.com/calidreamin87/status/19969360837
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Daily entry #3 7/31:
I joined this site on GFC via Twitter.
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Daily entry #1 8/1:
I’m most excited to win the Calypso Mimosa body lotion!
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Daily entry #2 8/1:
Tweet:
http://twitter.com/calidreamin87/status/20050101253
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Daily entry #3 8/1:
I joined this site on GFC via Twitter.
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Daily entry #1 8/2:
I’m most excited to win the Calypso Mimosa body lotion!
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Daily entry #2 8/2:
Tweet:
http://twitter.com/calidreamin87/status/20124470377
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Daily entry #3 8/2:
I joined this site on GFC via Twitter.
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